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The Clerks Witch Project

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Vote for the Clerks Witch Project as funniest Blair Witch spoof.

From the Folks that brought you The Blair Witch Project

and

The Creative force behind Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma

and

The Geek that brought the TBWP discussion board "Pissed off Locals"

COMES A NEW DEFINITION IN TERROR

"Two convenience store workers disappear in the woods around New Jersey. A year later their footage is found"

What really happened to Dante and Randal

(Click on stickmen for link. Click on Dante's head for updates.)

Timeline Pieced together from actual Police evidence and blind speculation. This is what authorities believed happened.

Press Coverage found in newspapers and magazines.

Links This has happened before! It can happen again!

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Last updated November 2, 1999

Updates: The NEW Clerks Witch Project banner unveiled.

** A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT** Police have released photos of Dante's car.
A press section added which will feature articles about the incident.
Coming Soon: More evidence put on the timeline in conjunction with where it was found.
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Since July 27, 1999

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